GNARLY HOMELESS DUDES

Why. Why on Earth do you have that much stuff? Like huge backpacks, massive baby strollers, mega-trash bags FULL OF STUFF!! I think one of the perks of homelessness would be No Owned Shit. You have just brazenly disregarded one of the principle tenets of being homeless. If you loved stuff that much, maybe you should have a home to put it all? No? Even more messed up is when some dude who is LOADED DOWN is tryin to shake me down for change. Don't you have enough???? Sheesh. I should start a workshop called "Declutter and Minimize Your Homeless Lifestyle". Can I claim that as volunteer work on my taxes?