Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Just saw my boo (and my new boo) Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. Rawr. Behave. Ummm so of course I decided to lunch at the hare krishna temple that day resulting in the WORST case of "temple butt" I have ever experienced. Temple butt is gas. Horrific, unending gas.
Now usually I don't have a problem with this, I tend to have a cast iron stomach that handles whatever I throw at it. BUT NOT TODAY!!! Nooooo, not today. Today, it came upon me with a vengeance. I tried warning my friend Brad before we got together, but he was not prepared. I was trying to hold everything in when we got there and it seemed to be ok, but then the opening act had some crazy mega-bass going on and it rumbled everything inside me. I was having stomach cramps. My gut was all bloated out. Thank GOD I wore a fatty-friendly outfit. We ended up having to sit in the hallway next to the Smoker's Area so the wind and fumes could cover up my reverse crop-dusting. I'm so sorry to my friend Brad and all of the other attendees of this show, especially those of you in the pit. But, I did get to see Macklemore & Ryan Lewis so that was everything.

2nd post and it was about gas??? Yep, it's gonna be like that.