Mutant Powers Manifested

FINALLY!! I have been waiting all of my LIFE for my mutant superpowers to manifest. And it happened. Well, sorta. I mean it isn't the typical power that most people think of... It isn't even one of the top 5 probably. To be honest, before it happened to me, I had no idea that this was even a power that existed. I have discovered that I have the ability to grow shoulder hair. Like, even if you tweeze each one out, the next day there is a little forest there. On my shoulder. Of my arm. On the outside where everyone can see if I am wearing something sleeveless. Shoulder hair. It's a thing. Or so I am telling myself. I could've really used a better mutation. Like telepathy. Or teleportation. Or telekinesis. Basically any power that starts with "tele-". That's the power I want. Ugh.